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Jemma. 17. England. Spends entirely too much time on Tumblr and trying to get my cat, Minerva, to love me. Part time prostatoate.


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raposabee:

cynically-colorblind:

raposaboo:

cynically-colorblind:

I believe orgasms are a mutation or a glitch in the human body. They don’t seem natural.

teenager on the internet seems to know where it s at in biology

I am almost 17. I understand biology. Humans are mutated.

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  • You: Your ex is attractive.
  • Partner: Which one?
  • You: ME.
  • You: BYEEEE






jess511:

Neutron Cream 







laughingstation:

seriously-what-is-my-life:

xanthewalter:

wrong-url-motherfucker:

Government, Monty Python Style

Still brilliantly funny all these years later.

BEST INSULTS

More FUNNY POST here!


abhortion:

movies based off books are bad but books based off movies are so much worse

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cyansleuth:

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oh my god




dilclo:

when she texts first <3

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slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers




aboutexhaleprivilege:

gothicwoadie:

dietchola:

those black girls who wear 74027 things of jewelry so they sound like a walking maracca

ah yes, those black girls that do that. the girls that do that that are black. thank you for specifying the race of the girls that wear the jewelery. the black ones

Someone making a white girls joke:

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Someone making a black girls joke:

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did-you-kno:

Source




hipsterloli:

he saw the chance and he took it



awkwardvagina:

one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore